i only count hours that shine

John says...

Monday, August 3, 2009 9:41 PM

that he wants his wedding to be like that.
so, girls who are currently eyeing John Wong of Kualar Lumpur, Malaysia, as your future husband, this is what you're going to face.

Dance is so tiring that I had to make myself a cup of very VERY mild coffee.

Jun Xi is down with H1N1. Entire 3/4 quarantined, not something very good.
But I think he's enjoying staying at home.

Amanda isn't coming to school for a week!

Anees has got an imaginary friend (Well, not exactly imaginary because it's a piece of paper shredded into two, with one paper with two big eyes drawn on it', called Mr Paper, whom he shredded into pieces. I tried to conduct a funeral for it, but sadly Anees couldn't take the misery. 'Today, we are here gathered under the sight of God to witness the burial of Mr Paper, a beloved friend, loved by many of his kind....'
Miss Yep suggests that we monitor his conditions for any psychological instability.

My sister and parents are still at the hospital. Eeks.

I tried to beat my father's high score on a game on his blackberry. I feel very pathetic, losing to him.

I'm craving popsicles.

I feel like sleeping.

In school.
Deepak said, 'I can't stand Miss Yep's voice! Can't do my mole worksheet, so noisy.'
And some mishaps occured which caused Deepak to do a lot of shouting.
And Miss Yep came along, 'What's the problem here?'
I said, 'Oh Miss Yep! It's just because Deepak has a problem with SOMEBODY's voice over here.'

During English in Inspire Town, it was freaking funny.
Wen Jie, Yew Rong, Audrey, Jaslyn and I.
We started talking about transexuals and Wen Jie was going on about how hot Jessica Alba is and was devasted to find out she's married with a kid.
Wen Jie says that if a woman's womb get's displaced and is placed more towards one side, when she gets pregnant, she'll have one big fat tummy on one side and a very thing slim stomach on the other. Then people see and go, 'Wah SO THIN!' And when she turns to the other side, 'WAT SO FAT AR!'
Then it went on to how les get sex change to get male organs. And Wen Jie said, 'Aiya just go on the streets and pick up any balls and it will do.'
And on gay sex change, Wen Jie was going on about how they're gonna pee.
And he tried juggling Yew Rong's phone throughout the conversation.
Apparently, he got so excited about finally being more manly, judging from his very feminine voice, because his very flawless legs are growing leg hair, and he pointed out the knee area that isn't very populated.
His new row in his drama club has changed from the woman with the long braid and orange hankerchief in a blue qipao to a tree. How interesting.

OKAY back to chem. Eeks

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