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Wednesday, May 7, 2008 10:31 AM
history was so easy!thought that world war II would come out for essay and i study so much!well lucky i read the world war I and stuff british did.phew!
so now i'm like trying to help mum find out how to chat to uncle in new york with video call coz mac comps don't support it.geeeeeeeez.i wanna study lit!put me in a corner..
npcc thing day.joel came into class and i realised his boots sole dropping off xD and he was like 'my shoe spoil' and he super glued his sole back.wow super glue works on shoes!then his shoulder thingy (whatever it's called) came off too and he was like'alvin!they actually have a website on this thing' lol!dude your uniform falling apart.
class changed new whiteboard!and a few people came in totally drenched by rain.didn't need to go for morning assembly =D so i just studied
on the way home i saw caroline!we were talking about people in our class.she told me some things on amazonian womans.they actually do this sick thing that i'm not gonna post.
on the mrt me and shiuan wen laughing a lot.i tripped over this ang mo's shoe.then he said sorry.and i went it's ok nvm nvm.and when we were between yio chu kang and kathib.we saw him take the brochure in his hand and put it over his face like hidding from something.the guy looks like a perfectly 30 plus to 40 plus man.and the way he did it was so so so funny!hahaha
then i let shiuan wen watch how to be ninja.laughed a lot!i represent the stereotypes i hate : D
damian is super lame for a fact.check out the quiz on his blog.
How far can a man walk into the woods?
erm like till he gets eaten up by some wild animal or dropped into a animal trap??
he can only walk halfway... cos halfway in; another half go out
An electric train is traveling north at 30 mph, and the wind is blowing from the east at 45 mph. Which way does the smoke blow?
er smoke.er follow the wind?go with the wind?
do you learn science? how does an electric train produce smoke?
You walk into a dark cold room with only a match. Inside you seen a gas cooker, a gas fire and a gas lamp. You can only light one thing, what do you choose?
fire fire fire!right?
light up the match...
If an airplane crashes between the borders of USA and Canada where do they bury the survivors?
i'll dig a ditch and bury them.let them rip : D
if there are survivors, why bury them?!
How many potatoes can you put into an empty bag?
well as much as i like!who no lub poooouuurtatuuuuuuuuus?
ONE... after that, its not empty anymore...
How many animals did Moses put on the arc?
he put the raven.moses the raven?animal farm?yeah?
he put himself
A butcher is 5'6"; what does he weigh?
well 56 kg or 162kg.but 56 is kinda underweight and 162 kinda overweight.hmmm
he weighs the PORK... he's a butcher hello?!
Two fathers and two sons go fishing, and they each catch a fish. When they come home at the end of the day, they have three fish. How is this possible?
errrrrrrr two fathers to old catch anything and one son caught one and the other more pro caught 2!
one grandfather, one father, one son.. each
A rooster is on the pinnacle of a roof that is slanted 45 degrees on one side, 30 degrees on the other, the wind is blowing 5 miles northwesterly. If it lays an egg directly on the top, which way will it roll?
well it can get blown by the wind.or can it like roll down and smash on the floor.or the rooster just sit on it =D< /div>
does a rooster lay egg?!
If a cow is facing North, which direction is it's tail pointing to?
erm well it depends A LOT if the tail is moving.erm am i correct?i mean duh the cow swings it's tail.
down
There is a 6ft 3ft diameter hole. How much dirt is in it?
excuse me but where did you dig that hole? o_o
must there be dirt in holes?
damian's lame and funny.i got the answers from weilin's blog.but i already know the answers just adding some sugar,spice,and everything errr...lame!
mum's friends are coming to see her.man...i wanna study.sure distracted!!!HELP!
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